I’m a creative strategist specializing in copywriting and original programming for brands, artists, and startups. If you need words, I will make your project sound confident and clever. If your brand needs a total facelift, I'm your Beverly Hills plastic surgeon for saggy branding. You can rent my brain to write, package and pitch your projects. I write treatments, scripts, dialogue, campaigns, social and web copy for people with healthy IMDB pages, and I ghostwrite for directors and celebrities. If you or a loved one is a celebrity, slide into my DMs.


I wrote a BOOK and have another on the way.

To find out what I’ve done all these years, click HERE. 

To find out what I want to do with the rest of my life, click HERE.