I interviewed Lykke Li for a British glossy. She's fucking amazing, esp if you're into Bjork (which I'm not). Anyhow, I wrote this long piece about her and it got all chopped up in the edit. It was sent back to me with words that I'd never use like "gumption" and "magical" and other things I would only use if I were joking. Gumption is the equivalent of chutzpah, and no one likes a woman with either. Magical can only be used by Demetri Martin in a bit for Comedy Central.
BUT he just had another baby, he's best friends with one of my family members, he gave me a job at Vice, he and Emily had the wedding of the century and invited 200 of their closest friends to sleep in a gigantic house in the Catskills to get wasted and make fake babies, and he writes stuff like this:
And to the people who keep asking me to update: I will. When I'm not being busier than fucking ever. So please shut up. Have you seen me out? Chances are no. I'm trying to get work done and projects going. I'm trying to leave town every weekend. I'm trying to be skinny and box at my gym. I'm trying to stop dating morons. So when I have the time to talk shit about people, post pictures of myself that are prettier than I look in real life, and tell you stories that make me sound cooler than you, then I will fucking do it.