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My friend Cary's little brother just moved in with an eccentric gay male musician named Yaku (not Asian but def some sort of European). A few weeks ago she asked him how he was settling in. He told her he was having a fine time of it but the one interesting aspect of his new apartment life was that his roommate was always in his room working on a dance song that just seemed to repeat the lines "I'm not sorry" over and over.
We all thought this hilarious and kind of blew it off, never imagining that one day "I'm Not Sorry" would grace our hearts, minds, and souls. Yet here it is. We love Yaku and hope he gets a record deal. I'm going to make a music video for this so please pitch your music video ideas in the comments and the best one will become immortalized in a YouTube video for eternity, with full credits and all. Please enjoy.
Oh man, the ideas are flowing... There's a girl, she's the singer (even though the singer is clearly a guy), she's walkin' down the streets of nyc...and out of nowhere knockin' over fancy peoples drinks (who eat their fancy salads at outdoor cafes)...she continues to walk, day turns into night and she does the same shit at clubs. She IS NOT SORRY. Then she runs into a gay man (whom is her BFF) and tells him "It's not me, it's you," but it's clearly her. They are fighting because he wants her to stop knocking over people's drinks for no reason. She doesn't want to change and is NOT SORRY. Their friendship is forever destroyed because she is a total bitch who refuses to apologize for herself.
ReplyDeleteI dunno...He sounds preeeeetty asian to me.
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