I'M FINALLY ON VACATION

I'm back in New York visiting all my friends, family, favorite restaurants, bars, parks, museums and bodegas. I came here to NOT WORK and to decompress. I'm going to a spa. I'm going to the woods. I'm going to lay around all day while it rains or cook dinner in the cabin upstate with my friends. I'm going to stare at all the gorgeous girls and perfectly put together guys and drink my favorite tea from my favorite tea shoppe on 5th Street.

I AM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK WHERE MY PEEPS LIVE!!!

Sadly, it will be freezing cold and rainy the entire time I'm here, but you know how I feel about that? Do you know how I feel about that? Let me illustrate my sentiments with this lovely collection of internet pictures:

Tiny Genius

You know what really unharshes my mellow? Slo-mo flying dawgs

thanks to PM Lawn (Pete) for the link

Parisian directorial collective Pleix produced a stunning slow-motion video for the Daft Punk-ish track "Birds" by Vitalic way back when (in 2006!!). 

Not only is the song inescapable, but the video itself is universally compelling, as it embodies everything good in the world: adroit vision, artistic intent, lush music, and animals being beautiful, as they are. It's practically a Synesthetic experience.

Is it funny or is it gorgeous? These two things aren't allowed to coexist in the same context (hilarious model anyone)?

This is not only one of the best videos ever made according to me, it is most likely the inspiration for one of the OTHER best videos ever made- Thunderheist's highly-sexualized chicken-choking electro jam, JERK IT.

Shit gets real at 2:17

Is this blog dead?

Where did it go?