What in the hell kind of honkey hipster dingdongsauce is this?

There is a female white rapper on the rise, y'all! Kreayshawn is an Oakland-based high school dropout who got into the Berkeley Film School on full scholarship. Her mother was in a surf punk band called "The Trash Women" (cool points) and the self-proclaimed Bratz Doll is down with Odd Future, directed some of Lil B's videos, "f*cks with Shakespeare" and says Napolean has "swag." She already has some legitimate street cred - The Hundreds is all over her and Snoop Dogg hit her up on Twitter to get in touch with him.

I can't lie- I am loving the epic 90's West Coast rap beat, but it's coming out of a tiny little hoochie named KREAYSHAWN (as in "Creation") who looks like Amy Winehouse if she worked at Verb cafe in Williamsburg. 

I don't know what to do. I mean, I like her other dance jam and I like that she's from Oakland, but all my weird white guilt washes over me when I listen to her speak. I guess it doesn't matter though, since she kind of totally RULES. 

Here's a verse from some freestyle:


I'm f*cking Krayshawn
I'll run up in your house and I'll kill your mom
And I'll kill your dog
I'll kill your little brother too
But I won't kill your cat
I'll put her in a bag
Take her to my house
Put her on my couch
and let my cat go at her
Cause my cat is a goon
Yeah she's a goon
coming to kill you real soon
Kitty got the chopper and
she don't f*ck with you
She'll put one in your head
 and lay you in the bed


Check out more about Kreayshawn and her "WHITE GIRL MOB" on her website.