Monday, October 5, 2009

Worst Tattoos Ever


What? You read my blog every day and you don't have a copy of my book yet? I have children to feed someday! I have vintage 501's in every wash waiting for me to buy them from that place on Beverly! I have to buy my parents a house before they die to prove how grateful I am for making me into a decent guy! I have to pay for my Upright Citizen's Brigade classes so I can get over my paralyzing fear of public speaking in the form of jokes!

Anyhow my book got a shout out on STYLE.COM today. Go get one. I promise your bathroom experience will be improved by at least 14% with the purchase of this book.

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6 comments:

  1. I look at it when I'm on the toilet sometimes. It's funny and helps the poo come out.

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  2. Style.com? Tattoos and Beauty = match made in hell

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  3. I wrote that thing with the intention of making the experience of turding more enjoyable!

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  5. THE GHOST OF NECKFACE10/8/09, 3:52 PM

    GET A TATTOO OF NECKFACE ON YOUR NECK!

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  6. I'm crossing my fingers my bathroom experience increases by even 10%.

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