Monday, October 5, 2009

Worst Tattoos Ever


What? You read my blog every day and you don't have a copy of my book yet? I have children to feed someday! I have vintage 501's in every wash waiting for me to buy them from that place on Beverly! I have to buy my parents a house before they die to prove how grateful I am for making me into a decent guy! I have to pay for my Upright Citizen's Brigade classes so I can get over my paralyzing fear of public speaking in the form of jokes!

Anyhow my book got a shout out on STYLE.COM today. Go get one. I promise your bathroom experience will be improved by at least 14% with the purchase of this book.

xx
Veevers

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I look at it when I'm on the toilet sometimes. It's funny and helps the poo come out.

Anonymous said...

Style.com? Tattoos and Beauty = match made in hell

Aviva said...

I wrote that thing with the intention of making the experience of turding more enjoyable!

Todd P. said...

94%

THE GHOST OF NECKFACE said...

GET A TATTOO OF NECKFACE ON YOUR NECK!