First off, Cod Liver Oil & Orange Juice by Hamish Imlach is still the best Scottish pub jam ever:
Tweet of the day from FARK: "Mi Suk Yang" arrested for prostitution. Wonder what tipped them off?
I love putting on tight new white socks fresh out of the wash. Hate breaking down cardboard boxes.
Pet peeves include:
loud talking, especially in movies
backwards rolls of toilet paper (drives me NUTS)
people who salt their food without tasting it first
lipstick on wine glasses
sporks
skorts
Merks calls unwaxed gines "big carpeted dias."
She also dressed up as a Fatboy from that movie The Disorderlies for her 4th grade talent show by shoving a pillow up her shirt with Carly Leonard and Kate Prezelski.
I wash my hands too much to be normal but I wear my jeans til they crywalk to the washing machine when I'm asleep.
Melodrama: not my thing.
Kind of bummin that palazzo pants are back. I know we're all doing 90's again but thank god we haven't gone gaucho yet. Did I just jinx it? What's the next too soon! comeback, cargo capris? JINX!

7 comments:
FARK! Gotta love Fark.
If you jinxed cargo capris I'm going to find you and kill you.
your mention of skorts reminded me of stumbling upon a "skomper" on urbanoutfitters.com
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?itemdescription=true&itemCount=10&startValue=1&selectedProductColor=&sortby=&id=17203035&parentid=W_APP_NEW&sortProperties=+subCategoryPosition,&navCount=12&navAction=poppushpush&color=&pushId=W_APP_NEW&popId=WOMENS_WHATSNEW&prepushId=
http://tinyurl.com/y8pd6bg
i don't know if this link will work, but basically a Scomper is a romper with a skort bottom.
how bout Shpants?
too long to be shorts, to short to be pants... SHPANTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyIustn3C8k
and unfortunately capris haven't managed to completely disappear yet! can things come back in style if doofuses across the country are still sporting what they wore in high school? apparently.
I hate all of those things. Immensely. Especially talking during a GODDAMN movie.
Who knew that scrompers would have exactly the opposite effect as shpants? That shit is hermaaazingly cute!
I constantly see menfish rocking shpants and it chips away at my optic nerves every time. Soon I'll be blind. It's abusive.
Thx ladies xx
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