So I got a new phone and la la la boring, and I sent an email out saying that I needed everyone's numbers again la la etc etc. I got a bunch of hilarious responses, but here was my favorite:
Call me for a good time. I'm into PVC, latex, chains, crushed velvet, and role playing. Not really into leather, but will give in if the chemistry is right. Kinda have a fetish for girls who wear Sketchers with vinyl pants. Get at me!
BiCuRiOuSsExYgOthBoI4u
PS - John just taught me that if a gay guy smells a hint of homo on a straight, the proper phrase is no longer "gaydar's going off." It is, in fact, "think he's got dickbreath"
I know! So gross!!!
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So I'm obsessed with John Roberts. How did you manage to get him in your group of friends??? Can I come to LA and be his BFF? Will you vouch for me?
holy shit:
www.findingmygoddess.com
hahahaha HOLY SHIT holy shit! I love you.
i suspect that response was from The Brendan Donnelly.. who else could be such a gOtHboI
OH MY GOD IM SO JEALOUS HOW DO I GET JOHN ROBERTS TO LIVE IN MY HOUSE?
I LOVED HIM IN LAWST!
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