So I got a new phone and la la la boring, and I sent an email out saying that I needed everyone's numbers again la la etc etc. I got a bunch of hilarious responses, but here was my favorite:
Call me for a good time. I'm into PVC, latex, chains, crushed velvet, and role playing. Not really into leather, but will give in if the chemistry is right. Kinda have a fetish for girls who wear Sketchers with vinyl pants. Get at me!
PS - John just taught me that if a gay guy smells a hint of homo on a straight, the proper phrase is no longer "gaydar's going off." It is, in fact, "think he's got dickbreath"
I know! So gross!!!