first off who gives handys after college? second, i prefer 'blazed' over boned.
meryl and ted taught me a game called "who would you blaze?" where you pick the worst two people to choose from ever. it gets funny when they start calling out people you know/hate/would never. try it when you're bumming. it heals, i swear.
How about "munching on a frank"? or burying your face in someone's "short and curlies"? A "peen dyson" perhaps? or the good ole "smoking a bone"... The possibilities are endless!
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agreed:girls NEVER say sucked off
ReplyDeletebeejers and handys, effed, boned.
first off who gives handys after college? second, i prefer 'blazed' over boned.
ReplyDeletemeryl and ted taught me a game called "who would you blaze?" where you pick the worst two people to choose from ever. it gets funny when they start calling out people you know/hate/would never. try it when you're bumming. it heals, i swear.
Last time I checked NOBODY says "sucked-off."
ReplyDeleteHow about "munching on a frank"? or burying your face in someone's "short and curlies"? A "peen dyson" perhaps? or the good ole "smoking a bone"... The possibilities are endless!
ReplyDeleteI believe the proper term is 'performing fellatio'
ReplyDeletePersonally, I prefer a little teabagging when a woman performs an oral pole dance.
ReplyDeletelet us bring "sucked-off" back, shall we?
ReplyDeleteI use sucked off. Or "putting my face in your lap."
ReplyDelete'Peen Dyson' hands down is the best-slash-dumbest name for a BJ I have ever heard and I shall use it in casual conversation going forward, theenks.
ReplyDeleteWhat about "blowjob"? I haven't heard that one since 2005. I miss it- its a classic.
ReplyDeleteyeah I used "sucked off" out there in battle once. Almost didn't get the flute played.
ReplyDeleteThen I stopped watching Ali G videos.