Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sundays with Nick of Tim GIRL EDITION!

by Nate Turbow

(Ed note: girls don't ever use the phrase 'sucked off' (ew!) we prefer more ladylike terms like beej'd handied and effed)

11 comments:

white lightning said...

agreed:girls NEVER say sucked off

beejers and handys, effed, boned.

Aviva said...

first off who gives handys after college? second, i prefer 'blazed' over boned.

meryl and ted taught me a game called "who would you blaze?" where you pick the worst two people to choose from ever. it gets funny when they start calling out people you know/hate/would never. try it when you're bumming. it heals, i swear.

Nate Turbow said...

Last time I checked NOBODY says "sucked-off."

fairypom said...

How about "munching on a frank"? or burying your face in someone's "short and curlies"? A "peen dyson" perhaps? or the good ole "smoking a bone"... The possibilities are endless!

This ain't your daddy's blowjob said...

I believe the proper term is 'performing fellatio'

PG Tips said...

Personally, I prefer a little teabagging when a woman performs an oral pole dance.

Anonymous said...

let us bring "sucked-off" back, shall we?

goldie said...

I use sucked off. Or "putting my face in your lap."

Aviva said...

'Peen Dyson' hands down is the best-slash-dumbest name for a BJ I have ever heard and I shall use it in casual conversation going forward, theenks.

First name Dyson Last Name Peen said...

What about "blowjob"? I haven't heard that one since 2005. I miss it- its a classic.

Julian said...

yeah I used "sucked off" out there in battle once. Almost didn't get the flute played.

Then I stopped watching Ali G videos.