Tuesday, March 17, 2009

MORE Boner Killers


I authored another intellectual exploration into the causes of erectile dysfunction for the angry couch-ranting masturbators over at StreetCarnage.

READ IT HERE


Gavin, who took the funny out of Vice and brought it over to StreetCarnage, has a website that has become a hotbed of rational thought and sober debate. I invite you to both indulge in my philosophical musings and partake in the academic discourse that lives in the comments section.

The SC readers like to weigh in on blog posts with brilliant colloquialisms, using terms like JELLIZ H8RZ and c*ntface. Their colorful commentary adds a certain vibrance to their already thriving community of rage and perpetual disappointment. Thank god I don't get hurt feels from blog trolls.

Aviva

10 comments:

Brian said...

Yeah, the comments over there are brutal. And it's always the same angry dudes.I'm glad to hear you have a thick skin.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS BLOG. I love SC too but the commentators ARE super annoying. And sexist. And racist. And hate Jews. I'm not even Jewish and sometimes I feel bad reading the spewing rage. I wouldn't want to post anything there if I were a girl. You're brave!

t-bone steak in nyc said...

loved it veevs!

jelliz h8rz ha

Once a lover of VICE said...

Its true. Nobody reads Vice anymore or cares about it. It sort of had its day, even though they're a bigger brand now. NO ONE in New York gives a shit, but maybe Nebraskans and the English still care?

They should nix the mag and stop trying to bite Gavin, and just stick to selling their webisodes to MTV.

Anonymous said...

Vice and American Apparel are the same thing- generic, trying, and white-washed as fuck.

But at least I still get my t-shirts from AA. I don't get shit from Vice. All they write about is gross-out stuff and the fashion is never cool enough. Yawn.

The Travel stuff is cool though.

Anteater said...

Gavins an asshole but Vice is just an ass. I'd rather be the former.

Plus Gavin seems like he knows how to eat v.

Anonymous said...

this is getting linked on my bloggies cos the hardy stuff is glorious - and such a stab at someone who reads my blog, who is an ornate eye soar from head to toe!!

love, the friend of a friend who eats tacos. peace out.

LaWeez Hynes said...

No everyone in England hates it as well. Or maybe they dont, I dunno I cant be the general consensus for these bunch of cunts. Well I can. But I dont want to be.

WWW.MMM.COM said...

I second that. When Gavin left Vice it turned into sad dads and grad student interns telling us jokes in elongated format. Have you seen the Do's and Don'ts? It takes them 5 minutes and 3-4 sentences to over-explain the punchlines.

Kinda sad. I was rooting for them. The end.

Luke Perry III said...

I'd still fuck you.