Boner Killers

Have you guys seen these jams from Durex? These are genius. Pillows with barely passable women in their mid-forties who resemble meth-faced trannies provide longer lasting sex. They come in three tantalizing varieties:


The smoky-eyed gaze coupled with a phallic finger to the lips has been a killer classic in the annals of female seduction since Nefertiti. This ginger peach has a touch of Buddy Hackett in her. So delicate.


The pearl necklace on this WASPy lass is a nice touch. Looks like she is ready to take anything you give her.


Jesus, that was rough. Here some more classic boner killers:

Your Mom


Vagina McPantsuit

These guys

And with those morning tidbits, have a nice day. And remember no touching it while you’re at work.

Toodles!

xx

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