Christmas Wish List

Quite simple, really.

A plane ticket to Helsinki to go on a three day architecture tour, followed by a ferry to Moscow where we sleigh through the woods of Ostrov Park and lust the royal emerald-encrusted eggs in the Winter Palace. Next we'll ride the Transiberian Railway from St. Petersburg to China, stopping off in Ulaan Bataar for a Yak trek through the Gobi desert, where a shirpa will make us classic Mongolian soup inside our giant round cloth tent. When we get to China there will be a two week bike ride along the Silk Road, stopping to see The Great Wall, and, if we have time, we'll take gondola rides from tea house to tea house on the lakes in Hangzhou. When we finally arrive in Hong Kong we'll sleep off our two month journey at the six star Peninsula Hotel, and wash off the detritus of four countries in their royal spa.

or you can just get me THESE

xx
Aviva

New Virgins Video starring Yours Truly

directed by Crystal Moselle

Look I'm a speck in the background! I'm right behind someones head! I'm adding this cameo to my reel, obviously. It could come in handy for a role as a disembodied spirit. Speaking of apparitions, it was filmed in a big scary warehouse on Memorial Day. Scary, as in people were murdered there and the producer wouldn't tell us why we'd all been feeling ghost vibes until the shoot was almost over. We filmed next to an incinerator where an urn full of ashes was found a few weeks prior. So cool! Here are some pics:

















Look at mini Punkrock Jake! How hot is this kid? He's 12. Also, Cory's new boyfriend. I'm SO glad I won't be in his high school when he hits 16. Those girls are going to DIE. His mom Alex did makeup, and I guess Wade is his hero. Cuteattack.





photos by Marissa Kaiser

So I've been hearing a lot of hating going on about The Virgins lately which is too bad. People who are saying they're "not cool anymore" were shitting themselves over these guys less than 6 months ago. New York is fickle like that, son. Anyhow, all my old timey readers are probably sick of this, but here are some links with my commentary for the newbs of our first two tours:

JET
TOKYO HOTEL/WHITE RABBITS

I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. I had a delicious feast last night. Justin invited a few friends to a private dinner at his new restaurant. You have to go to Vinegar Hill House. The food is delish and its beau-ti-ful. I'm off to the Catskills for the weekend. See you guys on Monday!

Veevers

New York's Premiere Vagina Doctor

Holy shit. This guy works about two blocks from my job. Is he going to take me to dinner in a white limo or do magic tricks before he touches my hoo-hoo?

Look mum, I'm on the tele!

Neckface

On Halloween night I walked over to Meryl's house for approval on my Neckface costume. She had coached me through the details by phone while I stood in line at Ricky's for 45 minutes to buy the perfect wig and bronzer. I thought I looked exactly like him, but people just thought I was an orange lesbian. Funnest Halloween party EVER btw. Here are some snaps:


Nicole was a sexy chicken or some shit


Our crew ruled the costumes. Ramona was a carrot!






William is so weird when I first met him I thought he was some shy guy who never gets any girls and I felt sorry for him. Recently someone told me he makes those cool Eadon jeans that cost $8 million a pair and dates supermodels and shit. Whoopsthies!


Sarah Math is in my inner circle


Danielle


Mariko




Lisa Left Eye Lopez!


Milli Vanilli


Scott Campbell *get the best tattoos EVER from Scott HERE


Johnny Famous DJ'd aka John Goodman in The Big Lebowski (AWES!!!)


Justin aka BARNEY


Pizza Dude!


Moose was a moose


Jeremy and Danika are in my Card gang. We play every Monday (Danika always wins)

Alex Burns and Matt Lenski were Con Ed guys. They kept inspecting the rafters and every hot girl in the party (there were infinity of those)

I think he's Tino about the time I had a crush on him. Every girl went through a Tino phase before he got married and turned into a cute couple.


Jayme


Kon's costume was so weak. What is he? (sorry, love you)

The Virgins played



Lissy Trullie played




VEEVERS!


Best costume of the night award goes to: TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP!!!

*photos by Danielle Levitt