1. TALKING TO THAT ART HAG IS WORSE THAN WATCHING BUM SEX
2. SHE HAS RED LIPSTICK ALL OVER HER TEETH AND FACE AND SHES A WEE TAD CROSSED IN THE EYES
3. JESUS CHRIST HER HAIR IS A WASPS NEST
4. EW WHAT A GRUB SHE PROBABLY HAS BOOGERS AND DIRTY FINGERNAILS
5. SHE'S PIGPEN FROM THE PEANUTS
6. BARF HER SKIN LOOKS LIKE CORDUROY
7. SHE TALKS LIKE SHE WAS RAISED IN A CASINO
8. DOES SHE HAVE FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME
9. HER BREATHE SMELLS LIKE A 5000 YEAR OLD CHINATOWN DOG'S ASSHOLE IN JUNE
10. WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS SMELL LIKE A BOLOGNA SANDWICH
Bye bitches!
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